WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT ENSUES

So...this may be a farewell post.

I was cleaning my ears with a q-tip, trying to keep up on my hygiene, ya know, when by accident I may or may not have pushed it a little too far and for about a milisecond i felt a jolt of pain, then noticed blood on my q-tip.

BLEEDING EARS ARE A SURE SIGN OF DEATH. 

So, just you know, I love you all.  Gross pictures to prove it (I'll keep this one small because it's nasty):

If you don't hear from me in...say a week.  Alert the 5-0.  I don't want my corpse to rot too long before the photogs come.

xoxo

update as of 1:26 a.m. April 5th : still alive